Mr. Skin Top 10 Nekkid Scenes of 2011 Revealed (VIDEO)
'Tis the season for best of the year awards, we have our own coming out next week, but we leave the matters of on-screen nekkidness rankings to our expert friends at Mr. Skin and their release today of...
View ArticleShooter Jennings Has a New Song, Listen to It of the Day
I have no idea why, but I’ve been listening to outlaw country for as long as I can remember…For some reason I relate to the working class, drunken anti-establishment, broken heart tormented soul...
View ArticleJay-Z And Beyonce Are Trademarking Blue Ivy Carter™
Beyonce and Jay-Z are making it clear that if anybody's going to make money off of their chosen one, it's going to be their asses. A few days after Blue Ivy Carter became the only baby born on earth...
View ArticleMorgane Dubled in La Perla of the Day
Here’s a 27 year old model I have never heard about because despite wanting to fuck models….or at least have them sit on my face…I’m no expert on models…but her name is Morgane Dubled, she’s a big...
View ArticleCourtney Stodden Does the Marilyn For Presidents Day of the Day
What a clever little bottom feeder….she’s so thematic with her stunts…whether it be a sexy santa claus for Christmas, a half naked slut in love for Valentines Day or Marilyn Monroe panty flashing for...
View ArticleMr. Skin Anatomy Award Winners Announced (Like the Oscars, If the Oscars...
Forget all the Oscar hoopla over silly films most people will never see, our friends at Mr. Skin, expert purveyors of all things skin on film, have announced the winners of their 13th annual Anatomy...
View ArticleWhy So Psychic, GOOPY?
Fishsticks Paltrow is an Oscar-winning actress, a Grammy-nominated book talker, a wood-burning pizza oven advocate, a noted eye roll-inducer, a shit tube expert, the pride of Britain and a woman who...
View ArticleAshley Tisdale Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day
Here is one of the hotter pctures of Ashley Tisdale….because she was decent enough to take the picture from her good side, you know since her face is a fucking dump….a mangled up, accidented, dump that...
View ArticlePossible Canadian Sprinter Nikkita Holder Stolen Nudes with Hairy Bush of the...
I am not an expert on sports, especially not Canadian sports, especially not low level sports, like sprinting….but apparently this is some girl named Nikkita Holder who is a Canadian Sprinter, in some...
View ArticleKim Kardashian’s Photoshopped Instagram Lingerie Pic of the Day
Yesterday I was fucking around on instagram and saw that the most popular picture was this shot of Kim Kardashian that I am pretty sure has been photoshopped pre-being uploaded because even paparazzi...
View ArticleChristina Milian’s See Thru Dress of the Day
Christina Milian is a mom who annoys me….only because I was forced to watch The Voice the other day…that’s what trying to get laid does to you…it makes you weak and challenges you in ways you’d rather...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By A True Lady
Some of you might need to cleanse your eyeballs of the extra chunky skankness left by Kim and Kanye, so open your eyes wide and let them feel the breath of fresh sophistication wafting off of "fitness...
View ArticleTanning Mom Is a Serious Turn On of the Day
This tanning bitch is porn to me….I don’t know why…maybe it is because I like clown looking bitches who put their daughter’s life in jeopardy all in the name of a good healthy complexion….one that...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Thinkin’ She’s A Dang Ol’ Sex Expert
As part of her, “Garsh, I Sure Grow’d Up Tour,” Miley Cyrus stopped by Lifetime’s The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet where I reckon she done pontifercated and philosophicalized the ins and outs...
View ArticleJenny McCarthy Better WATCH Her Child-Killin’ Ass!
I kid, I kid! Despite having a website devoted to her which lists how many children have died due to lack of vaccinations, I know she didn't mean to lead people astray. She claims to have cured her...
View ArticleMadonna Flashes Her Butt in Rome; Then Goes Grandma Cheerleader Tease (VIDEO)
Well, first it was funbags in Istanbul, now bare butt cheeks in Rome. The Material Girl may have the same old craptastic music, but she also has the same old quite expert understanding of what drives...
View ArticleSpotted a Bug on PayPal? Report It to Get Your Share of Their Bounty
A lot of people use PayPal for eBay and for all sorts of other purposes. If you happen to be a security expert and have a knack for finding bugs and vulnerabilities, then you may want to tune in to...
View ArticleSharon Stone Sheer Sextastic and Other Fine Things to Ogle
Sharon Stone puts the girls on display in Paris, joins see-through club. (Celebuzz) Mila Kunis talks about wanting a baby. I know how to do that. (HuffPo) Savannah Guthrie might make start waking up...
View ArticleMaja Simonsen Topless for Purple Magazine of the Day
Some photographer name Viktor Vautier shot these pics of some hot hipster looking model named Maja Simonsen, who I know absolutely nothing about, except her measurements from her Agency’s site, which...
View ArticleIrina Shayk Covered Topless Swimsuit Photos Just Might Be the Greatest Sales...
I'm no fashion expert, or one of them smart ad executives, or a marketing guy, or even a dude who paid much attention in high school before they G.E.D.'d me out and suggested I become a farmer, or...
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